Is It Safe to Stretch Before You Warm Up?

Quiz Tamperer has been apprehended. The Olympian's Quiz is functional, I repeat, the Olympian's Quiz is now functional.

While the "other" Olympians do their stuff in Torino, Italy, Olympians from around the world gather to train for next year's Blog Olympics at Barbara's place on February 15, 2006. What did they learn from the previous Olympics? Do they remember how to flex their digitorum profundus?

To see if training camp is for you, take the following quiz:

1. In preparing for the longevity medal...

you go back and add a few years onto your archive.

you keep on blogging.

Aw, you think what's the point, I'll never win and leave.

you are distracted by the sunny day and go for a stroll.




2. In preparing for the frequency of updates medal...
   

you forget more frequently.

you post one sentence at a time. hehehe.

you post whenever the urge hits you.

after you lost in this event, you left your blog in limbo.



3. In preparing for the number of comments medal...
   

realize you are friendless and join the FFMB.

you coast on your seventy plus laurels.

you choose other identities. hehehe

you deny that you are friendless.



4. In preparing for the most out links medal...
   

you link to someone in every second word.

you refuse to link because this is all about you.

you can't understand what linking means and don't care.

you have fun linking pertinent blogs to your posts.




5. In preparing for your internet presence medal...
   

you eagerly wait for the instructions on how to improve.

you don't want your former inmates to find you anyways.

you sign up to everything, anywhere.

you can't believe that score. Something must be wrong here.




6. In preparing for the medal for least errors...
   

you inadvertantly delete your entire blog.

you hire a web page specialist.

you make sure that your original template is saved.

you like your blog as it is.




7. In preparing for the Blog Olympic training camp...
   

you reread the back issues of Lazy Daizy's news reports.

you tremble in your mukluks.

you forget when the start date is and miss the first few events.

you have some plans for espionage in mind.

7-10 You are not ready for the Blog Olympics but you could use the training to bulk up.
11-17 You are an easy going and non-competitive blogger. You might learn something, you might not but like to play along.
18--21 You want to win, at all costs. Yikes! You will definitely make the camp newsworthy... I mean interesting.
22-28 You have what it takes to go right to the top and will get the most out the training camp.