Saturday, April 09, 2005

For those who are coughing and sneezing...

People who are sick from the seasonal bouts of colds and flus need to get the gumption to break free from guilt to
a. call in sick for work, that is what sick time is for. Your co-workers will appreciate it.
b. forsake out of love for the assembly. (church members will understand)
c. enjoy the healing of staying in bed.
d. stop doing, even if you are a mother.
e. use medications to function if you have to.
f. don't shake someone's hand if you have been coughing or sneezing into it.
g. take advice from a previously sick person. There is a collection of cold remedies to be had from sympathetic recoverers.
h. if no one is being sympathetic, be so to yourself.
i. all of the above.


zeb said...

You helped me make up my mind. I'm staying home tomorrow.

Carol said...

Your body will appreciate your kind attention. Get well soon!

from school said...

not sick here