In my job, we have to carefully document procedures as well as exhibit exceptional quality control. The extent of our dedication is demonstrated by Petey, our department fish.
"Has anyone fed Petey?" someone asks during the course of the shift. Then we check Petey's schedule which is divided into a.m. and p.m. feedings.
There is also a Q.C. binder beside his bowl, in which the previous calendar months are filed. There are even the dates that the other Peteys have met their demise, but not for being underfed of course. Our Q.C. proves that.