Saturday, March 12, 2005

There Are Qualifications for this Job

In my job, we have to carefully document procedures as well as exhibit exceptional quality control. The extent of our dedication is demonstrated by Petey, our department fish.
"Has anyone fed Petey?" someone asks during the course of the shift. Then we check Petey's schedule which is divided into a.m. and p.m. feedings.
There is also a Q.C. binder beside his bowl, in which the previous calendar months are filed. There are even the dates that the other Peteys have met their demise, but not for being underfed of course. Our Q.C. proves that.

10 comments:

zeb said...
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zeb said...

What is the job description and who interviews prospective Peteys? As few Petey's seem to make it to retirement, does the union see to it that the position includes life insurance as well as a benefit package for Petey's dependants?

zeb said...

The petition to free Petey.

zeb said...

They found Nemo, but who will find Petey?

zeb said...

Maybe Petey will find himself.

zeb said...

Petey's of the world,unite, you have nothing to lose but your fishbowls.

Petey said...

I am telepathically in contact with the mother ship.

Carol said...

Did I mention that Petey is a Japanese FIGHTING fish?

Petey said...

I coulda been a contender.

petey said...

These earthlings with their pitiful science and lame social interaction. They deserved to be enslaved by our superior technology.